Card Game - Calm Your Tits

Get ready for hilarious chaos with this cheeky pairs game designed for adults who don't take themselves too seriously. Players compete to collect all the cards by correctly calling out "nice tits" or "tough tits" at the appropriate moments.

It's a delightfully ridiculous twist on a classic card game. Perfect for game nights with friends who appreciate witty, irreverent humour. Fast-paced, laugh-out-loud fun that'll have everyone grinning.

Details

2-6 Players | Game takes about 15-20 minutes | Suitable for ages 16+

HOW TO PLAY

The dealer turns to the person to their left and says, 'Show me your Tits'.
That lucky person starts the game by turning over the top card from their pile, and forming a new 'face-up' pile.
Watch out, when matching pairs or special cards appear, the following actions apply:
BLUE PAIR
Shout "Nice Tits" and take both piles
RED PAIR
Shout "Tough Tits" and take both piles
FAT BALLS
Shout "Calm Your Tits" and take any pile of Tough Tits
PUSSY POSSE
No pairs can be taken when this card is out!